So Bad - Eminem
Yeah ha ha you feel that baby
宝贝你感觉到了吗
Yeah I feel it too damn
耶我也感觉到了
You know I'm so glad we could spend this time together
你知道我是多么高兴我们可以在一起
You see I'm not as crazy as you thought I was am I
看见了吗我没有你想象中的那么疯狂不是吗
I'm the American dream
我是美国梦
I'm the definition of white trash balling
我就是穷苦白人中最牛的
I'm right back on 'em
我和他们正在一起 
With a chicka chicka chicka I can't call it
和漂亮女孩回来我没法形容我的感受 
Same shit different toilet oh you got a nice ass darling
反正每天都一样的破事儿噢对我遇到了一个性感女人
Can't wait to get you into my Benz take you for a spin
迫不及待让你进我的奔驰来带你去兜兜风
What you mean we ain't fuckin' you take me for a friend
你什么意思说我们不能缠绵你仅仅把我当做普通朋友
Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin
让我告诉你所有关于Shady 的故事
You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again
如果你再一次砰地一声关上我的车门你会后悔
Now it all started with my father
好吧现在从我的父亲开始讲起
I must've got my pimpin' genes from him
我那拉皮条的基因就是从他那儿继承 
The way he left my mamma
就像他离开我妈妈的方式那样
I'm a rolling stone just like him word to Johnny drama
我像他一样是流浪汉像Johnny Drama说的那样
Keep my entourage with me baby I'll make a promise
让我的随从跟着我宝贝我保证
There ain't nobody as bomb as me
没有人像我一样是个炸弹 
I'm as calm as the breeze
我像微风一样淡定
I'm the bee's knees his legs and his arms
我那么微不足道
I'm a superstar girl I'm ready for you mama
我是巨星妈妈我已经为你准备好了
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas
为什么你总是认为我能得到的就只有我的睡衣呢
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
我很坏这么邪恶我感觉很不错
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
我很坏 这么邪恶我感觉很不错
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
I'm equivalent to a shot of
我就像一杯龙舌兰 
Cuervo
奎尔沃
First I'll kiss your navel work my way down
开始我会吻你的肚脐然后往下
Baby you can lay down on the table
宝贝你可以躺在桌子上
But you may wanna find somethin' more stable
但是也许你想找到更稳定的地方
I told you I ain't fooling from the gate
告诉过你我不会在门口开玩笑
This ain't the first day of April
这不是愚人节
But thank you for staying April
感谢你呆在四月里
I'mma make you learn to appreciate me differentiate me
我会让你学会感激我去辨识我
From these phony little fishy and sissy fake G's
和那些骗子呆子还有娘娘腔 
Skip over the huggy bear and all the kissy face please
略过耳语温存相拥亲吻
Initiate phase three Missy now service me
我们直接来开始第三阶段小妞现在你来给我服务
Take another shot of J?ger shake it so nervously
再倒点酒小心地摇一摇
Take your time baby oh you're the bomb baby
慢慢来宝贝噢宝贝你太性感了
Oh you're doing that even better than your mom lady
噢你简直比你妈妈还要厉害
I told you why I'm shady you didn't listen now did ya
我告诉过你我是shady你现在不听了吗
Relax woman you know that I'm only kiddin' with ya
放轻松宝贝你知道我只是在和你开开玩笑
Got a twisted sense of humor it's warped but I didn't hit ya
有股扭曲的幽默感这太不合情理但我没管这些屁话
I think you're finally starting to get the picture I'm just
我想你最终会了解我就是
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
那么坏那么好伙计我就是那么坏
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
那么坏那么好伙计我就是那么坏
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
Call me dynamite dynamite dynamite soul
我是炸弹炸弹炸弹
Call me dynamite dynamite dynamite soul
我是炸弹炸弹炸弹
I can hold you in the morning
我早晨可以和你相拥 
But in the evening I gotta go
但是晚上我就要走
'Cause I'm on to the next girl
因为我还要见下一个女孩
And the next girl I kind of like oh
下一个女孩噢噢
I got you caught up in the rapture
我让你欣喜若狂
Make you recapture the feelings you had for
让你再次体验你曾经有过的感觉
Your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
在你前男友甩掉你之前的感觉 
You never wanted someone so bad you're
你从没如此想要一个人 
Sweating but if I'm what you wanted
你在出汗但是如果我是你所想要
Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya
为什么我抓住你的时候要紧张
Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic
宝贝不要这么慌乱不安我只不过是一个无可救药的浪漫派
Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic
不要试着去抑制自己内心自然而然的情感
You can't ignore it so don't just stand before it
你逃不掉的所以不要那样你只需要勇敢面对
Just drop them panties to the floor let's get to cam cording
就把内裤丢在地上让我们一起录下这一刻 
Damn Shawty I told you this was bound to happen
该死的小可爱我告诉过你这注定会发生
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin
你马上就会把你的电话写在纸巾上
I was bound to work a number on your back
我必定会在你的背上写上我的号码
And throw your spine out of alignment
让你的全身兴奋地痉挛
My love has got you so blind that
我的爱已经让你变得如此盲从
You couldn't pick Amy wine house out of a line up
你甚至不能从那群人中找出Amy Winehouse
So stop at the store pick a pint up
那么就在商店门口停下来拿出一品脱啤酒
Let's get the pineapple schnapps going no one will knock
再来点菠萝杜松子酒 没人回来敲门 
'Cause I'mma hang a sign up saying don't disturb
因为我已经挂了请勿打扰的牌子
Shawty I'm so superb
小宝贝我太优秀了 
I say the right things don't I spit the do pest words
我说的都是对的难道我的话不是最诱惑吗
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
那么坏那么好伙计我就是那么坏
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
那么坏那么好伙计我就是那么坏
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵
Dynamite dynamite dynamite soul
我是炸弹炸弹炸弹
Dynamite dynamite dynamite soul
我是炸弹炸弹炸弹
I can hold you in the morning
我早晨可以和你相拥
But in the evening I gotta go
但是晚上我就要走
'Cause I am on to the next girl
因为我还要见下一个女孩
And the next girl I kind of like oh
下一个女孩噢噢
So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad
那么坏那么好伙计我就是那么坏
Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
我保证我会是你遇到的最棒的男人
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
因为你永远不会再遇到像我这样的人了
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
而且你也不会再想和其他人缠绵